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The  Best Smelling Pile Ever!!

 

 

 

4"x6" Resealable bag and Original "Shih tzu" Size "Nope, It's Soap!" IMAGE IS ACTUAL SIZE			4"x6" Resealable bag and Heavy Doody "Chocolate Lab" Size "Nope, It's Soap!" IMAGE IS ACTUAL SIZE

 

"Nope, It's Soap!" is high quality, coffee-scented soap that (really) appears to be a big pile of little-dog-doo!!

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We can also deliver a ribbon-wrapped Pile along with a card you design (Christmas, Birthday, Thank You, I Love You , etc.). Each one is printed with YOUR PERSONAL message. Click HERE or on the "Delivery Elf" at the left for more info...

 

Can't Think of Any Practical Uses? (There may not be any, but perhaps....)

• Leave on the carpet just to see what happens (won't squish in anyone's shoes)
• Exfoliating properties of the coffee make it a great shop/utility sink soap
• Every White Elephant needs some brown Nope, It's Soap!
• A MUST to wash out that Potty-Mouth in your life!
• Fun (if not a little demented) for kids in the bath
• Outstanding fun in the Office!
• No better wedding gift (wha?)
• Great gag gift                                                       

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"Nope, It's Soap!" has been featured in MAXIM Magazine, STUFF Magazine, the OUT OF HAND Magazine, the Graham Norton Show (U.K), many U.S. newspapers, and on many morning radio shows across the U.S.!

Pepino the Hairless Wonder Dog says:

"Doncha know someone who'd love this?"

We are dedicated to true novelty. As such, every pile of "Nope, It's Soap!" is custom-made and individually formed in Seattle, WA. No molds, no mass production. Every pile is 100% unique. We also use the highest quality Shea-Butter soap available. It smells fantastic and it's a GREAT soap...If you can get yourself to use it and still take yourself seriously!

Original (Shih tzu) Size "Nope It's Soap!" - $7.99 

Heavy Doody (Chocolate Lab) Size "Nope It's Soap!" - $9.99 

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Yes! We ship internationally (can't do it for free) << Click here for the International Rates

Copyright Parten Partners, 2006-2007. Nope, It's Soap!  is a Trademark of Parten Partners.
U.S. Law Prohibits Infringement on the Style and Presentation  Reflected  Herein.

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